So this guy comes to my house when I’m home alone and starts reeling off this home security shit that I should buy and I’m just like , “yeah, we pay $200+ per month for our security system to watch our “plants”. They’re in high demand.”
He legit just says, “gimme a call when your plants are ripe. I might be interested in purchasing.”
What the fuck that was a lie what if he comes back when my dad is home omg
1:59 pm • 13 September 2014
crazy eyes is the realest bitch.
Can we collectively stop referring to her as crazy eyes thank you.
(Source: bbseamonster, via the-toilet-whisperer)
1:54 pm • 13 September 2014
Lionsgate released some haunting teaser posters for the upcoming, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
THESE ARE SO INSANELY COOL THO.
(Source: ociu, via lummberdyke)
7:59 pm • 25 August 2014
Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
6:26 pm • 19 August 2014
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
2:25 am • 28 July 2014
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
2:24 am • 28 July 2014
when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’
2:23 am • 28 July 2014
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
(Source: lamapalooza, via sniffing)
2:20 am • 28 July 2014
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
2:19 am • 28 July 2014